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You don't really go in for all that touchy-feely business.
2.
And you do NOT do well with playful teasing.
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You've got a flair for theatrics.
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Some might say you're the dramatic one in the group, but it's just because THEY DON'T GET IT.
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You're practical about safety, but it doesn't mean you're not having fun.
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In fact, when you turn up, you turn UP.
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You can't hide your judgy face, but why should you when everyone around you is being so dumb?
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Your intensity level is at a constant 150%.
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You've been told you aren't the warmest pen pal.
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You, when someone "hilariously" "pranks" you by messing with your phone's autocorrect:
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When you finally understand this "joke" everyone seems to be laughing about:
12.
When your well-meaning buddy tries to get you to join him in his clean eating phase:
13.
When no one can agree on a place to eat even though you've suggested at least three PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE spots:
14.
When someone on your crew gets those shoes you've been coveting (in your size, coincidentally!):
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When your friend is getting on your last nerve:
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When you need alone time:
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When your friends don't take your tantrums seriously:
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When your friends don't take your advice seriously:
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When your friends don't respond to your texts fast enough:
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When your friends don't love your faves:
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Basically, you don't understand why it's so hard for everyone else to live up to your totally reasonable standards.
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And no one even listens to you when you decree your punishments!
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Still, the kindred spirits you've found understand and love you.
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And you tolerate them. You just express it in an...unusual way.
