3. Your parents, friends, pets hate him…
Especially your dad…
4. He still gets high all the time
Don’t worry—- mom will never know.
5. Sometimes, you think deep down, Oprah is talking to you
7. He does not have a car…
But you tell your friends that he “pays for gas”
8. He has “Plans”: Finish College, Get a Job, Start a Company
Just about everything… but never gets them done
11. He Won’t Get a Haircut
Which makes your dad love him even more.