This is why I refused to live in a dorm.
I went to see the show earlier that very week and this did not happen and now I will be crying for the rest of my life.
The sound of falling snow is not comforting to horsepeople. It’s usually followed by the sound of a horse exploding. I speak from experience.
Vanilla > Chocolate Cronut > All
Nice to see Churchill Downs on the list, but there are way better racetracks out there. I guess that is the iconic one, though.
I should have stopped as soon as I saw Pirates so lowly ranked. Bullfeed!
Never give up your seat for a pregnant woman! Pregnancy is her choice, not your mistake to suffer for. Plus, she’s going to need her strength soon.
One time I saw a man’s penis on the tube. That takes my cake.