• McDonald's Acquires News Aggregator Digg on techcrunch.net ›

    After twenty-two hours of closed-door deliberations late Sunday night, America’s largest fast food chain McDonald’s agreed to purchase news aggregator Digg for $50 million in cash, stocks, and Deluxe Crispy Ranch Chicken BLTs. While this acquisition may seem odd to main street rednecks, talented Wall Street gurus at Goldmen Balls approved the deal. Full-time coffee bitch Richard Montauk explains, “Here are Goldmen Balls, we see so many synergies between McDonald’s and Digg. If both parties listen to our sound advice, the newly revamped corporation could benefit from balanced vertical integration, diversification, consularization.”

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  • Books a Hit at CESPOOL 2010 on techcrunch.net ›

    The 12th annual CESPOOL conference attracted hundreds of attendees in Las Vegas this weekend and they were all excited about one product – the book. Dozens of companies showed off their latest models, all of which have in common the new flexible ‘paper’ display and ‘binding’ technology…

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  • The Go-Go Nexus One on techcrunch.net ›

    Le Go-Go Group proudly announced the highly anticipated Nexus One device yesterday during a morning press conference. While Wall Street analysts forecasted another cellular gadget, Le Go-Go’s Nexus One turned out to be much more than just another phone. As shown in the promotional advertisement below, the device resembles a hybrid of a watch, a miniature cellphone, and an electronic ankle bracelet registered criminal offenders wear when serving probations.

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