1. Pooping is one of the most intimate moments of daily life.
2. Some of us eat lunch or contemplate our existence while doing #2.
3. But sometimes things can go horribly, horribly wrong.
4. Awful poop stories also tend to happen in the worst places and are generally the most cringe-worthy situations.
Life. Isn’t. Fair.
5. Some poop horror stories happen after too many drinks.
“Once, a friend of mine pooped in a sink instead of the toilet and ended up sleeping next to said poop.”
6. Or maybe this travesty happened in front of a crush.
A true classic: someone who lost all control and pooped in their pants while talking to their crush. And yes, the pooper kept talking to the crush until they walked away.
7. Poop horror stories can also happen to someone at the workplace.
People who’ve worked in retail understand that when one finds underwear or diapers in hidden areas, there’s going to be poop in it.
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