Best Urban Dictionary Celebrity Descriptions

"Tom Cruise danced around like a damn fool on the Oprah show, trying to convince us all that he just LOOOOVES Katie Holmes."

Tom Cruise

Via oprah.com

A person who will reduce themselves to doing absolutely ridiculous acts to avoid being labeled as a homosexual. These acts and publicity stunts do more damage to one's reputation than coming out of the closet would.

Angelina Jolie

Via people.com

Prototype of the perfect-looking woman.

Living proof that God wants men to be happy.

A goddess on earth.

Major boner-fuel.

Ryan Gosling

Via imdb.com

Serves any grammatical purpose that implies greatness, attractiveness, kindness, and/or pure, unadulterated talent.

"Wow, did you see that firefighter save an entire litter of puppies from the top floor of a burning skyrise?"

"Yeah, he's a total Ryan Gosling."

Morgan Freeman

Via viralblog.com

Black Jesus.

Paris Hilton

Via askmen.com

Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter.

Christopher Walken

Via librarising.com

The 44th President of the United States of America.

America needs more cowbell. -- Christopher Walken

Kim Kardashian

Via sourcefednews.com

-an ass disproportional to your body

-a big, round ass

"That girl doesn't have an ordinary butt, she has a Kim Kardashian!"

Will Smith

Via people.com

the hottest damn guy out there, he'll make a straight man turn gay

Emma Stone

Via fanpop.com

To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A

Kanye West

Via rollingstone.com

“Yo Merriam Webster, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Urban Dictionary has one of the best definitions of all time. One of the best definitions of all time!”

I'm Kanye West and President Obama thinks I'm a jackass.

Liam Neeson

Via biography.com

To punch and or chop someone in the throat or neck with the unique skills you have acquired over a long career.

To cause bodily harm to those who have TAKEN things from you.

Kristen Stewart

An actress best known for playing in Twilight. She needs to get a personality and shampoo.

Harry Potter

Via wikipedia.com

If you have to urbandictionary this you're obviously a muggle.

Lindsay Lohan

Via people.com

Slang for cocaine, when you can't say "cocaine" out loud.

Samuel L. Jackson

Via imdb.com

THE MOTHERF**KING BEST ACTING MOTHERF**KER SINCE MARLON MOTHERF**KING BRANDO. SAMUEL L MOTHERF**KING JACKSON HAS ACTED IN EVERY MOTHERF**KING MOVIE EVER MADE. ROYAL WITH CHEESE. MOTHERF**K.