Leslie Knope, so long since I’ve seen your beautiful face…
April is way too upset for someone who is wearing a pink dildo top hat. I’m just saying. Also, ten bucks says Ann (or actually…….probably Donna) hooks up with the stripper. Someone gets with the stripper.
BENJI WYATT ALSO WAY TOO LONG SINCE I’VE SEEN YR BEAUTIFUL FACE.
Uuuuuh…is that Newt Gingrich at Ben’s Bachelor party? Why….is….why is this—- Why is Jerry talking to him?! Stop all of it.
Most likely on his fourth or fifth or tenth steak.
“hanging out with all my favorite dudes. #selfie #indiana #colts #nofilter”
Yeeeahhh, Ben idk what you’re going to do with that football either. It’s a little different than rockin’ a scoober.
Papa Bear & Baby Bear
(Honestly though, can we….just for a second….Ben what are you doing why are you so small you look like a child.)