1. "Wow, that sounds serious."
2. "You should probably get that checked out."
3. "I think you're overreacting..."
4. "You should look at the symptoms online."
5. "My sister had the same thing. She had to go to the hospital."
6. "I'd give it another week and if you're still feeling this way, call a doctor."
7. "You're fine!"
8. "It's probably nothing, but it could be [insert horrible condition here]."
9. "Omg. I thought I had the same thing!"
10. "So anyways..."
11. "It sounds like you might be a hypochondriac."
