10 Ways To Know You're An Only Child

Party of one, please.

1. Sharing food...

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Excuse me, if you wanted that pasta dish, you should have ordered it.

2. Getting away with anything...

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Thanks for nothing, Birth Order.

3. Meeting other only children...

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You DO exist!

4. Walking into any room...

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Is this mic on?

5. When people tell you a situation doesn't concern you...

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As if.

6. Being asked to do something you don't want to do...

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I JUST can't.

7. Knowing how to maximize "alone time..."

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Haters gonna HATE.

8. Hearing people talk about how big their families are...

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-____-

9. Turning your friends into your siblings...

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I love you like you love me, right?

10. Responding to stereotypes about only children...

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IDGAF.