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10 Ways To Know You’re An Only Child

Party of one, please.

1. Sharing food…

Excuse me, if you wanted that pasta dish, you should have ordered it.

2. Getting away with anything…

Thanks for nothing, Birth Order.

3. Meeting other only children…

You DO exist!

4. Walking into any room…

Is this mic on?

5. When people tell you a situation doesn’t concern you…

As if.

6. Being asked to do something you don’t want to do…

I JUST can’t.

7. Knowing how to maximize “alone time…”

Haters gonna HATE.

8. Hearing people talk about how big their families are…

-____-

9. Turning your friends into your siblings…

I love you like you love me, right?

10. Responding to stereotypes about only children…

IDGAF.

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