The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is by far the worst travel day of the year, am I right?
Sadly, if you're stuck in traffic in a car, you can't really do anything about it (except complain on social media and literally go crazy). If you're flying, though, there is a solution...
Specifically, follow along to our official day-before-Thanksgiving drinking game!
1. When you see someone bolting through the airport Home Alone style to catch a flight:
2. When you see someone at the bar who is already more drunk than you:
3. When the fact that you're flying home alone and will probably have to answer questions about your "future plans" truly sinks in:
4. When you see some creeper hitting on a much younger person:
5. When that same creeper starts hitting on you:
6. When you see someone taking a #planeselfie:
7. When your seat mate tries to spill their life story to you and you're just like *no*:
8. When you see someone yelling at their own luggage when they can't get it out of the overhead bin:
9. When your seat mate is hogging the armrest:
9. Or falls asleep and starts snoring:
10. Or falls asleep on you:
11. When you hear the first baby wail of the flight:
12. When someone busts out a smelly sandwich (~tuna fish~ or whatever else), and it stinks up the entire plane:
13. When someone near you keeps ripping new ones:
14. And when you figure out who it is and stare and they pretend like it's not them:
15. When the pilot turns on the seatbelt sign for turbulence and you feel like the end is near:
16. When someone on the plane is pretty smashed:
17. And when it turns out, that someone is you:
Happy Turkey Travels, everyone! Stay sane!*
