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1. You can't be trusted carrying anything fragile.
2. You'll trip on seriously anything.
3. You live and breathe awkward.
4. Everything you do is a safety hazard.
5. You've become impatient with most physical tasks.
6. You have to consider a fun night out thoroughly before agreeing to go.
7. Your collection of injuries is impressive.
8. Yet you still get surprised when you get hurt.
9. Even worse, people barely believe your injury stories.
10. Either way, other peoples' injury stories are child's play to you.
11. You're constantly dropping things.
12. In fact, dropping your phone happens pretty much daily.
13. You're constantly apologizing.
14. You always manage to spill on yourself.
15. In fact, you're pretty much guaranteed to ruin some part of every outfit.
16. You're always bumping into things.
17. You seem to be clumsiest when you know people are watching.
18. Attempting to dance is dangerous.
19. But the best part is, you've learned to own it.
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