On, 1988: the thunder god vine gives us hope.
Off, 2012: thunder god vine fails to make any big moves.
On, 2002: hormones suggest commitment at last.
Off, 2009: thwarted by needle phobia.
On, 1993: goo looks promising.
Off, 2002: safety concerns drive us apart.
On, 2012: gamendazole makes big claims.
Off, possibly in future: trust issues could get in the way.
On, 1970 and 2012: ultrasound offers a new beginning.
Off: not yet. Could this be The One?