1. The "off" button for when someone’s telling you the worst story ever.
2. The "rewind" button so you can go back to that awesome weekend with your friends.
3. The "fast forward" button for when you’re stuck with no motivation at work.
4. The "eject button" for when you want to get out of an awkward situation.
5. The "slow down" button for when you're really reveling in a great life moment.
6. The "mute" button for drowning out any unnecessary or excessive noise around you.
7. The "menu" button for when it's time to order some dinner.
8. The "record" button for when too many things are happening at the same time and you want to be present at all of them.
9. The "restart" button for when the day has just turned sour so it's time to do it again.
10. The "volume down" button for anyone who has a naturally loud, booming voice.
11. And the "volume up" button for those who speak a little too softly.
12. The "subtitles" button for when someone's talking too goddamn fast and you can't understand them.
13. The "on" button for when you're having a romantic night in with bae.
14. And the "pause" button for when you're in a great moment and just need a little extra time to cherish it.
Like this post for example.