The 10 Most Perfect Presents For Guys This Holiday

Because the hip dudes in your life are always the hardest to shop for.

You can spend months shopping for just the right gift for the guy in your life, but when he tears off the wrapping paper and opens the box, he's always like

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Whether your fellow is looking for books, bacon, or beard supplies, we've got you covered for the whole holiday season. Of course, all of these gifts would be perfect for any special human in your life, no matter how much time they spend waxing their mustache.

1. Badass Civil War Beards

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As the days get shorter and colder, there’s nothing better than cuddling up with a good beard—er, we mean book. Get the man in your life this hilarious hardcover showcasing the beards of a bygone era. Great for history buffs and hairy men!

Badass Civil War Beards | Anna Hider and Julia Hider | $12.95

2. Darwin Beard Elixir

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If your mustachioed fellow wants to evolve his look, help him keep that facial hair in fine form! Whether you’re stuffing a stocking or celebrating one of eight crazy nights, this beard elixir is sure to delight your fuzziest friend.

Ohio Valley Beard Supply | Darwin Beard Elixir | $20.00

3. Real Peculiar Brewing Kit

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Beardless but not beerless, huh? Get your brewing man all the supplies he needs to keep his spirits hoppy. Listermann’s has capping, kegging, and flavoring equipment to your beverage-aficionado’s delight! Why not try a kit to get him started?

Listermann’s Brewing Company | Real Peculiar Ale Kit | 32.95

4. Bacon of the Month Club

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What’s better than bacon? Bacon every month! Let the holidays linger with a subscription to this club that gets you artisanal bacon, histories, and recipes! Not for the men in your life celebrating Chanukah, as this present isn’t quite Kosher.

Zingerman's | Bacon of the Month Club | 3 Months for $99.00 or 6 Months for $189.00

5. Vice, Vice Baby

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Is your beau on the naughty list this year? Have no fear: he can still get gifts that showcase his wild side. Freakers are drink cozies that fit over nearly any container, so whether your honey is sipping whiskey, wine, or beer, he's covered.

Freakers | Vice, Vice Baby Collection | 3 for $29.97

6. Bourbon Barrel Aged Coffee

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Does the man in your life have a hard time waking up? Give him the gift of work-safe "hair of the dog" with this coffee, which is aged in bourbon barrels before being roasted to perfection!

Coffee Emporium | Bourbon Barrel Aged Coffee | $16.00

7. Hats Off Ice Cream Collection

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Sweetie have a sweet tooth? There’s simply nothing better for your better half than Jeni’s Ice Cream. He'll tip his hat for the Hats Off Collection.

Jeni’s Ice Cream | Hats Off Collection (of 4) | $50.00

8. Hall of Fame Tee

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Does your original hipster dad belong in the Mustache Hall of Fame? Does your hairy husband need inspiration to groom his goatee? Or, maybe your baby brother is planning a big beard…once he can actually grow one! This tee is a great way to showcase the best of the hirsute best, whether the wearer has an unbeatable beard-mate or not!

Homage | Mustache Hall of Fame Tee | $24.00

9. Sun Records Reissues

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Is your man more a fan of music than mustaches? You’re in luck! Third Man Records in Nashville has reissued some Sun Records greats, including Rufus Thomas, The Prisonairs, and Johnny Cash. Get this glorious gift for your guy and prevent a record-scratching stop to your love life!

Third Man Records | Sun Records Reissue Bundle 1 | $15.00

10. Super Awesome Surprise!

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If you’re still stumped on what to get your significant other, why not let the Fates decide? Head over to Archie McPhee and buy this SUPER AWESOME BOX of over $70 of goodies for under $20! Come gift-unwrapping time, watch in delight as your love is as surprised as you are about all the great things you got him!

Archie McPhee | Super Awesome Surprise Box | $19.95