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Remember Sex and the City?
Unfortunately, you probably also remember the awkward and more-than-vaguely-racist second film, which saw the ladies take a trip to Abu Dhabi.
Now a new Twitter account has appeared - named @SATC3quel - tweeting hilariously on-point quotes from the set of the set of the third film (which, for the record, doesn't exist.)
The account, run by Salon's culture editor Dan D'Addario, has gained over 5,600 followers since its first tweet on September 18. Here are some reasons why:
STANFORD: I'm boycotting pasta. CARRIE: And I'm boycotting my "past"-a -- yes, I'm tearing up all Big's love letters! STANFORD: Carrie
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STANFORD: I'm boycotting pasta.
CARRIE: And I'm boycotting my "past"-a -- yes, I'm tearing up all Big's love letters!
STANFORD: Carrie
AMAZON EDITOR: We'd love you to write a Kindle Single. CARRIE: Sir, can't it be called a Kindle Figuring-Things-Out? AMAZON EDITOR: No, bye
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AMAZON EDITOR: We'd love you to write a Kindle Single.
CARRIE: Sir, can't it be called a Kindle Figuring-Things-Out?
AMAZON EDITOR: No, bye
Charlotte is a Breaking Bad fan:
CHARLOTTE: I have to be home for the "Breaking Bad" finale! CARRIE: And, ladies -- I'm *finally* breaking *my* bad habit. Big. CHARLOTTE: OK
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CHARLOTTE: I have to be home for the "Breaking Bad" finale!
CARRIE: And, ladies -- I'm *finally* breaking *my* bad habit. Big.
CHARLOTTE: OK
Kanye launches a Twitter rant at Carrie:
[CARRIE V.O.]: And Kanye was ranting about me again -- but I couldn't help feeling more disrespected by Big. Why wouldn't he let me finish?
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[CARRIE V.O.]: And Kanye was ranting about me again -- but I couldn't help feeling more disrespected by Big. Why wouldn't he let me finish?
There's a casual reference to Martha Stewart's iPad woes:
[CARRIE V.O.]: Sometimes iPads shatter -- and so do relationships. But, if you're very lucky, friends will bring you back to the homescreen.
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[CARRIE V.O.]: Sometimes iPads shatter -- and so do relationships. But, if you're very lucky, friends will bring you back to the homescreen.
Carrie likens Big to Iran:
[CARRIE V.O.]: As the President opened talks with Iran, *I* ran into my own rogue state. [Carrie opens apartment door] BIG: Hello, stranger.
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[CARRIE V.O.]: As the President opened talks with Iran, *I* ran into my own rogue state.
[Carrie opens apartment door]
BIG: Hello, stranger.
Samantha is dating @horse_ebooks:
SAMANTHA: Oh, honey -- he's hung like a horse! And he's just so *real.* [CARRIE V.O.]: A month later, @horse_ebooks walked out on Samantha.
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SAMANTHA: Oh, honey -- he's hung like a horse! And he's just so *real.*
[CARRIE V.O.]: A month later, @horse_ebooks walked out on Samantha.
MIRANDA: How can they defund Obamacare? CARRIE: And why don't *you* have "de funds" for brunch?! ALL: [laugh] MIRANDA: I'm broke
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MIRANDA: How can they defund Obamacare?
CARRIE: And why don't *you* have "de funds" for brunch?!
ALL: [laugh]
MIRANDA: I'm broke
Carrie's on Tinder:
[CARRIE V.O.]: My breakup still fresh in my mind, I tried to order both Chinese -- and a man. But I wondered: was I too tender for Tinder?
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[CARRIE V.O.]: My breakup still fresh in my mind, I tried to order both Chinese -- and a man. But I wondered: was I too tender for Tinder?
Somebody actually needs to write a film based on these tweets.
[CARRIE V.O.]: They say, in space, no one can hear you scream. [CUT TO: Samantha, now an astronaut, having sex with her crewmate]
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[CARRIE V.O.]: They say, in space, no one can hear you scream.
[CUT TO: Samantha, now an astronaut, having sex with her crewmate]
Bring on Sex and the City 3.
