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    A Desi Guide To Finding Love In America

    Happy Independence Day, you guys.

    1. This is how you used to flirt in high school

    2. But your parents already had someone in mind

    3. Or announced your availability at parties

    4. Soon, you learned the social cues

    5. And tried to play it cool on dates

    6. And learned which jokes worked, and which didn't

    7. Your friends began dating each other

    8. So you gave your long-time best friend the eye

    9. And everyone you know immediately found out

    10. When it ended, your mother was not pleased

    11. You assure your friends you'll find the one eventually

    12. Your parents tell you to attend matrimonial events but you're like

    13. And then your friends tell you the same thing

    14. But you're all

    15. And spend time thinking about being forever alone

    16. Don't fret, because you'll find the person who makes you go

    17. And

    18. And realize it all ends well. Bollywood says so.