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This is how you used to flirt in high school
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But your parents already had someone in mind
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Or announced your availability at parties
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Soon, you learned the social cues
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And tried to play it cool on dates
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And learned which jokes worked, and which didn't
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Your friends began dating each other
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So you gave your long-time best friend the eye
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And everyone you know immediately found out
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When it ended, your mother was not pleased
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You assure your friends you'll find the one eventually
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Your parents tell you to attend matrimonial events but you're like
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And then your friends tell you the same thing
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And spend time thinking about being forever alone
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Don't fret, because you'll find the person who makes you go
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And realize it all ends well. Bollywood says so.