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Bedtime shenanigans are always enhanced by power-ups.

Which Classic PlayStation Dude Should You Take To Bed?

As witty and clever as you are, only the stealthy raccoon Sly Cooper can keep up with you. His sneaky moves will be a great asset in the bedroom. Oh, and you'll finally get to find out what that ~cane~ is really for.

Sly from "Sly Cooper"

You have a refined and sophisticated personality, which is why you need a classic man to bonk. Everyone's favorite bandicoot will definitely fulfill your needs and more. Press the square button repeatedly for some extra under-the-sheets excitement.

Crash from "Crash Bandicoot"

You're out-spoken and rambunctious, so you need an equally spicy partner to get you goin' in the bedroom. Grab hold of his horns and start breathing some fire.

Spyro from "Spyro the Dragon"

You're into the strong, silent, and mysterious type, which is why Jak would be your perfect man. He might not talk much, but he'll still have you ~screaming~ for more.

Jak from "Jak and Daxter"

You want someone crafty, intelligent, and good with their hands to match your quick-thinking and clever personality. Also, Ratchet's probably good with more than just a wrench...wink.

Ratchet from "Ratchet and Clank"

You're bold and confident, so only the strong-willed Riku can keep up with you. Yeah, he's sometimes a complex antihero, but doesn't that make him so much more mysterious? Plus, he probably knows how to ~wield~ a Keyblade.

Riku from "Kingdom Hearts"

Proud, loyal, and complex, Cloud is the perfect bedroom partner for someone as emotionally deep and passionate as you are. There's no doubt he'll fulfill all of your ~fantasies~.

Cloud from "Final Fantasy"

Oh yeah, you want some who has a little rhythm between the sheets. Your fun and funky personality makes PaRappa your perfect match. No go ahead and take the stage (in bed).

PaRappa from "PaRappa the Rapper"

No one pounds it like a Greek God. His thirst for vengeance makes him equally thirsty in the bedroom (probably). If you want someone who can match your strong and confident personality, Kratos is the one for you.

Kratos from "God of War"

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Which Classic PlayStation Dude Should You Take To Bed?

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