1. You deserve to be cuddled SO HARD, little fugly baby.
Look how ugly-cute you are in that grass. Your wrinkly grey skin looks like it smells, yo, but you’re a baby, and every baby smells good in a picture.
2. Try to pretend you could never grow up to be a fugly beast, baby aardvark.
Oh, baby aardvark. You’re so ugly-cute, those Busch Gardens vets can’t even figure out if you’re a girl or a boy.