Tell Us Your Roommate Sex Horror Stories

What the hell is that stain on the futon?

Living with roommates is all about respecting boundaries.

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ESPECIALLY when it comes to sex stuff.

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Maybe you shared a dorm with that one kid who got more ass than a park bench.

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Y'know, the roommate who would have "super quiet" sex even though your beds were literally touching.

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Or maybe you overheard something that sounded like a barnyard...

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...or you walked in on some licky bum bum.

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Maybe it was you who was walked in on...69ing.

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Or maybe you took a bite of forbidden fruit and engaged in roommate sex.

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And then had to deal with the consequences.

Whatever the case: we want to hear the grimy details. What's your most horrifying roommate sex story?

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