1. He did NOT emerge from the womb as a 40-year-old macho Russian bad guy.
4. He rides public transportation.
5. He gets an annual physical.
I know, I know—I can’t believe he’s mortal either.
7. He occasionally partakes in a casual game of badminton.
9. He enjoys ice cream cones on warm days.
10. He appreciates the aromas of nice teas.
11. He lovingly caresses majestic horses.
13. He beholds the beauty of nature.
14. He goes skiing with his buddies.
15. He chuckles over amusing books with his colleagues.
16. He likes a good game of hockey.
17. He pouts.
18. He goes for joyrides with a friend.
19. He admires cute baby chickens.
20. He has tea dates with his cohorts.
21. He makes derpy faces.
23. He gives flowers to ladies.
24. He dines with everyday families.
25. He decides which beer to order at bars.
26. He sheds human tears.
28. He lights candles sometimes.
29. He has fun in sleds.
30. He rides shotgun.
31. AND HE CUDDLES PUPPIES.
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