1. He did NOT emerge from the womb as a 40-year-old macho Russian bad guy.
4. He rides public transportation.
5. He gets an annual physical.
I know, I know—I can’t believe he’s mortal either.
7. He occasionally partakes in a casual game of badminton.
10. He appreciates the aromas of nice teas.
11. He lovingly caresses majestic horses.
13. He beholds the beauty of nature.
14. He goes skiing with his buddies.
15. He chuckles over amusing books with his colleagues.