Oh, Utah.
You are more than NSA data storage facilities.
You are more than chemical and biological weapons testing grounds.
You are perfection incarnate.
You are filled with manly sheep-herding cowboys.
Your waters were clearly conjured with magic.
Your mountains are the bosoms of goddesses.
You are so cool.
Boing! Anarchist Collective / Salt Lake City
So SEXY.
So wild.
You are a free spirit.
There is NO ONE like you.
Like, seriously.
You are so diverse.
....at least, in terms of fauna.
Your deer look like THIS.
You glow with the light of the heavens.
You are lovely even in your decay.
It's time for us, Utah.
MAY WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
