2. You are more than NSA data storage facilities.
3. You are more than chemical and biological weapons testing grounds.
4. You are perfection incarnate.
5. You are filled with manly sheep-herding cowboys.
Even better, you are filled with SHEEP.
6. Your waters were clearly conjured with magic.
7. Your mountains are the bosoms of goddesses.
9. So SEXY.
dinosaurs are sexy, ok??
12. There is NO ONE like you.
13. Like, seriously.
15. Your deer look like THIS.
16. You glow with the light of the heavens.
17. You are lovely even in your decay.
- At least 30 people were killed in twin bomb blasts during a peace rally near the main train station in Turkey's capital. ›
- President Obama visited Oregon to meet with victims' families after last week's deadly campus shooting. Gun-rights activists protested his visit. ›
- The U.S. ended its $500 million program that trains and equips Syrian rebels in their fight against ISIS. ›