2. You are more than NSA data storage facilities.
3. You are more than chemical and biological weapons testing grounds.
4. You are perfection incarnate.
5. You are filled with manly sheep-herding cowboys.
Even better, you are filled with SHEEP.
6. Your waters were clearly conjured with magic.
7. Your mountains are the bosoms of goddesses.
9. So SEXY.
dinosaurs are sexy, ok??
12. There is NO ONE like you.
13. Like, seriously.
15. Your deer look like THIS.
16. You glow with the light of the heavens.
17. You are lovely even in your decay.
- BP has agreed to pay a $18.7 billion fine to settle legal actions over the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
- Liberia has reported three new cases of Ebola this week. The country was declared Ebola-free on May 9.
- A pilot has broken the world records for longest solo flight and longest non-stop flight ever taken in a solar-powered airplane ?