2. You are more than NSA data storage facilities.
3. You are more than chemical and biological weapons testing grounds.
4. You are perfection incarnate.
5. You are filled with manly sheep-herding cowboys.
Even better, you are filled with SHEEP.
6. Your waters were clearly conjured with magic.
7. Your mountains are the bosoms of goddesses.
9. So SEXY.
dinosaurs are sexy, ok??
12. There is NO ONE like you.
13. Like, seriously.
15. Your deer look like THIS.
16. You glow with the light of the heavens.
17. You are lovely even in your decay.
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