22 Things That Shouldn’t Be Made Out Of Gold
Rich people are OUTRAGEOUS.
1. Facials
24-karat face mask. Incidentally, this spa once displayed a window sign reading “Go back to school with a teen facial!”
2. Pills
24-k gold-dipped, gold-filled capsules designed by Tobias Wong and J.A.R.K. $425 a pop.
3. Vacuum cleaners
Originally priced at $1 million, but currently on sale for $999,999.00! What a steal.
4. Barbecue Grills
$164,000. Grilling surface aside, every component of this is plated with 24-karat gold. Not sure if the BBQ grease would ruin this after one use, or give it an even more luxurious sheen.
5. Entire bathrooms
Found in the Hang Fung Gold Technology showroom in Hong Kong. Customers can use the 900 lb solid gold toilet for $128. Who could resist that opportunity to upper deck?
6. Chocolate bars
Because what kind of a lowly human being eats chocolate without heavy metals?
7. Slinkies
14-karat gold-plated slinky for the brattiest kid in class to jingle-jangle down their grand staircase. $99.99.
8. Shirts
White velvet, 3.2-karat gold, and Swarovski crystal buttons, commissioned by 32-year-old Indian moneylender Datta Phuge to impress ladies. It only set him back $22,400! Worth it? Worth it.
9. Ice cream
Serendipity 3’s Golden Opulence sundae costs $1000 and features 23-karat gold leaf, gold dragets, dessert caviar, and more. Served in a crystal goblet with an 18-karat gold spoon.
10. iPhones
At $5000, one could buy 7 regular iPhone 5s instead.
12. Credit Cards
$100,000 for a card of pure gold, diamonds, and mother of pearl inlay. Losing this would be a BITCH.
13. Instant noodles
Limited edition instant noodles in a gold leaf cup. Sold for £29.95, or $48 by current exchange rates.
14. Guitars
18-karat gold-plated guitars by Jhoseph King. Starting price of $1 million and complete with pseudo-oriental iconography.
15. Pacifiers
14-karat white gold, $17,000. Not sure if these are intended for actual infants or just wealthy adult babies.
16. No. 2 Pencils
Plated with a thin layer of 24-karat gold. I’m willing to be the dumpster diver who scrounges for the discarded shavings.
17. Vibrators
18-karat yellow and white gold, with a band of diamonds. $25,000.
18. Cheese
£608 (~$1000) per kilo, or approximately $100 per slice. Serve with solid gold crackers?
19. More vibrators
22-karat gold with inlaid gemstones…ouch. $3,500.
21. Entire cars
As if flaunting a Mercedes isn’t already douchey enough as is.
HOT ON
More Buzz
Facebook Conversations
8 Responses So Far
- kelseym8 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is LOL
- sheenanguyen thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Fail
- LetMeLogin thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy
- heidie4 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Ew & Fail
- NerdyBadger thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF, Trashy & Fail
- kristenf3 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF, Trashy & Fail
- ondrea thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- lauraarayata thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is LOL
- krishnab thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy, Fail & LOL
- J Pack thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- robinarock thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- paraxnoir thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is LOL, OMG & Trashy
- msmcgee82 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Fail
- shanedoe thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Fail
- LaucoCo thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy
- hellosuperman thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is LOL & Fail
- bananarama thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF, Trashy & Fail
- Shaaalien thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy
- Heathermameez 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ...
- yargrolyat 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ...
- stormish thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Fail
- ilindley thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Win
- matthewh10 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- mushabon thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- d6666 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is LOL
- Noirling thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy
- brendac2 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy
- xsmall thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Fail, WTF & Trashy
- katieg5 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- tenzlilbabe thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- SugarCupcake21 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Fail, WTF & OMG
-
- WiganPixie thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- leeta64 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Fail & WTF
-
- danielflamingo thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is OMG
- Kater thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy & WTF
- Nathansgirl thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- johns59 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy, Fail & WTF
- Kimberly B. thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy
- Matt Kiebus thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Win
- cgobes 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ...
- NoraVH thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF & LOL
- Raniat thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy
- photosnpenguins thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
- newu787 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... and thinks it’s WTF, OMG & Trashy
- AceKing thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is LOL, Fail & Win
- lilroseg thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF & LOL
- Courtney Mastin thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy
-
-
Lillithdv8 4 months agoFor all the idiots out there eating: yeah you can gobble gold leaf it but it has no nutritious value whatsover, it passes directly to your colon to plate your turds. At $500 less than half an ounce you are shitting gold not eating it really.
-
- Luis N. thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Ew, LOL & Trashy
- terrya5 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ...
- mrsharrisonford thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Fail
-
- brendav2 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy, Ew & WTF
- jesspixieb thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is LOL
- alexxzinik thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Win
- jr77 thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy, WTF & Fail
-
LightningUsagi 4 months agoThe Lego was given out to employees who’d been with the company for 25 years. I think it’s awesome that any company would commemorate the occasion with something so pricey.
-
- elvisdepressley thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Win
- MrSwearword 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... and thinks it’s Ew
- oscart thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is WTF
-
kingmonkey 4 months agoI fully support #17 and #19. More expensive sex toys give you better orgasms. That’s science! Besides, I won’t put anything in my butt that’s worth less than $3,000.
-
- anapple thinks 22 Things That Shouldn't Be Made ... is Trashy & Fail
-
Special Reactions
Your Reaction?
React with an animated GIF!
READY. SET. REACT!
GET STARTED