17.
Ram, anticipating his first threesome:
15.
Veronica on Heather, whatever this means:
14.
Heather Duke giving in to her "urge to purge":
13.
Heather Chandler to Heather Duke:
12.
Heather Chandler, continuing to reign as queen of mean:
11.
Ms. Fleming, the faux profound teacher:
10.
Veronica and the requisite journal entry:
7.
Veronica passing on true teen wisdom:
6.
Veronica continuing to be one chill chick:
5.
Veronica to Heather Chandler, on her vomit:
3.
Kurt's anguished and confused dad:
1.
And the verbal tour de force of the movie: