The 17 Most Memorable One-Liners From "Heathers"

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17. Ram, anticipating his first threesome:

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16. J.D. to Veronica:

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15. Veronica on Heather, whatever this means:

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14. Heather Duke giving in to her “urge to purge”:

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13. Heather Chandler to Heather Duke:

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12. Heather Chandler, continuing to reign as queen of mean:

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11. Ms. Fleming, the faux profound teacher:

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10. Veronica and the requisite journal entry:

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8. J.D. to Veronica:

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7. Veronica passing on true teen wisdom:

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6. Veronica continuing to be one chill chick:

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5. Veronica to Heather Chandler, on her vomit:

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4. On Heather Chandler:

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3. Kurt’s anguished and confused dad:

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2. Iconic Veronica:

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1. And the verbal tour de force of the movie:

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#13: Kim Walker, who played Heather Chandler, died from brain cancer in 2001.
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Love this movie!
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Corn nuts
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  plain or bq?
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  BBQ!!
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Myriad.
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“We’ll all miss Sherwood’s little eskimo. Let’s just hope she’s rubbing noses with Jesus!”
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My personal favorite is, ‘Veronica, Why are you pulling my dick?’
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Is it just me, or does #8 closely resemble someone’s lesbian aunt?
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BEST MOVIE. Fuck. I’ve forgotten a lot of these, clearly need to watch it again.
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17. Ram, anticipating his first threesome:

16. J.D. to Veronica:

15. Veronica on Heather, whatever this means:

14. Heather Duke giving in to her “urge to purge”:

13. Heather Chandler to Heather Duke:

12. Heather Chandler, continuing to reign as queen of mean:

11. Ms. Fleming, the faux profound teacher:

10. Veronica and the requisite journal entry:

8. J.D. to Veronica:

7. Veronica passing on true teen wisdom:

6. Veronica continuing to be one chill chick:

5. Veronica to Heather Chandler, on her vomit:

4. On Heather Chandler:

3. Kurt’s anguished and confused dad:

2. Iconic Veronica:

1. And the verbal tour de force of the movie:

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