The 17 Most Memorable One-Liners From "Heathers"

Take a seat, knock back some slushies, and re-live these gems. Ranked from least to most important.

17. Ram, anticipating his first threesome:

ID: 816865

16. J.D. to Veronica:

ID: 816558

15. Veronica on Heather, whatever this means:

ID: 816505

14. Heather Duke giving in to her “urge to purge”:

ID: 816873

13. Heather Chandler to Heather Duke:

ID: 816605

12. Heather Chandler, continuing to reign as queen of mean:

ID: 816557

11. Ms. Fleming, the faux profound teacher:

ID: 817461

10. Veronica and the requisite journal entry:

ID: 816603

8. J.D. to Veronica:

ID: 816721

7. Veronica passing on true teen wisdom:

ID: 816812

6. Veronica continuing to be one chill chick:

ID: 816859

5. Veronica to Heather Chandler, on her vomit:

ID: 816803

4. On Heather Chandler:

ID: 817458

3. Kurt’s anguished and confused dad:

ID: 816799

1. And the verbal tour de force of the movie:

ID: 816549

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