The 17 Most Memorable One-Liners From "Heathers"

Take a seat, knock back some slushies, and re-live these gems. Ranked from least to most important.

17. Ram, anticipating his first threesome:

15. Veronica on Heather, whatever this means:

14. Heather Duke giving in to her “urge to purge”:

13. Heather Chandler to Heather Duke:

12. Heather Chandler, continuing to reign as queen of mean:

11. Ms. Fleming, the faux profound teacher:

10. Veronica and the requisite journal entry:

7. Veronica passing on true teen wisdom:

6. Veronica continuing to be one chill chick:

5. Veronica to Heather Chandler, on her vomit:

3. Kurt’s anguished and confused dad:

1. And the verbal tour de force of the movie:

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