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    15 Ways To Wear Pizza

    A complete guide to donning everyone's favorite food.

    Angela Meiquan Wang
    by Angela Meiquan Wang

    BuzzFeed Creative

    1. For The Entry-Level Enthusiast

    2. For The Footed

    3. For The Showboat

    4. For The Cold Weather Showboat

    5. For The Engaged-To-Be-Married

    6. For The Low-Profile

    7. For The Infant

    8. For The Fetishist

    9. For The Neck

    10. For Legs

    11. For The Fashionista

    12. For The Cat

    13. For The Satanist

    14. For The Truly Dedicated

    15. For The Future

    To my knowledge, the Pizzakini does not yet exist. Will a seamstress please take note of this post?