14 Things Vegan Ladies Know To Be True

We're here. We're vegan. And we're cool girls too.

1. Most of your designer-looking shoes are from Forever 21.

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Nothing makes your heart soar higher than reading the label "All Man-Made Materials." Thanks F21 for being so cheap and accidentally vegan.

2. You would consider dating a non-vegan…in hopes of conversion.

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"But baby, this buffalo cauliflower tastes just like wings without the murder."

3. Your celebrity crushes are almost exclusively fellow vegans.

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Jared Leto. Joaquin Phoenix. Bill Clinton? Whatever, he's vegan.

4. The cutest sweater you get at Christmas ALWAYS has wool in it. WHY?!

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Give me that gift receipt because I ain't about that wool life.

5. You value your Vegan girlfriends the most.

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Let's have some wine and some So Delicious Dairy-Free Cookie Dough ice cream and talk about boys and compassion.

6. You've converted all of your mom's recipes to vegan versions.

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"I can use some bananas here to thicken instead of eggs, thank God for Earth Balance, and I can probably get that consistency with chickpeas…"

7. You swipe left with Olympic speed when a hunting picture is involved on Tinder.

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Gross. Ick. Gross. So you murdered an innocent creature and that's supposed to be attractive? Gross. No.

8. Few things give you more joy than the leaping bunny logo on the back of make-up you want to buy.

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These two symbols basically say, "Yes, you can treat yourself the way you wanted and NO, nothing was tortured or killed for your beauty." Which kind of just makes you wayyyyyyy more beautiful

9. Wine and Oreos are basically all you need for a very good time.

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That moment when you see the peanut butter cup Oreos on sale at the grocery store. No one said your veganism cut back your calories, just your cruelty.

10. You got EXTREMELY excited when Beyonce went vegan briefly and have every faith she will be vegan once more.

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You really want to worship at the alter of Queen Bey (because "Single Ladies" was definitely your jam in college), but her sporadic wearing of fur coats makes it difficult. We have faith in her. She'll see the light.

11. You get more excited when your friends tell you they're adopting a shelter pet than when they tell you they're having a baby.

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Because dogs in strollers are cuter than babies in strollers. Also, your dog won't break curfew or take up drinking as a teenager.

12. Men think saying "Mmmm bacon" to you is appropriate flirting.

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Why is this? WHY IS THIS???? Why when they find out you're vegan it's like buuuuuuut bacon. It's not funny or cute and makes me like you less sorry. Bye Felipe.

13. And even though you may be having all the existential crises of a 20s or 30s something female in a male driven society...

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Who am I? What do I want? What will I be when I grow up?

14. …you know you have some purpose because you save hundreds of animals each year and are FABULOUS!!

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You love dogs. And cats. And pigs. And are awesome. Because you care. Don't ever change.