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    5 Things I Learned From "Star Trek The Next Generation" As A Kid

    Five great truths I learned from years of watching STNG.

    5. 1. If you are going to wear a jump suit, make sure it's the purple one with a V-neck

    4. In the future, dime-store headbands will have multiple uses.

    3. You can win wars by talking too much

    2. When in trouble, ask a bartender.

    1. Virtual Reality is BAD.