1. First, you’ll need a cool nickname.
3. Consider denim your uniform.
6. Leather is the only acceptable alternative.
8. And sleeves are optional.
10. Seize every opportunity to go shirtless.
13. Remember, there is absolutely no such thing as a dumb idea.
19. I can’t stress that last point enough.
22. But you’ve gotta be smooth.
26. It’s important to be one with nature.
32. It isn’t easy. You’ll have to work hard.
Definitely do not go light on the hair grease.