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Hedonism Chronicles
"Andy is writing a buzzfeed post, lol!!1" Face it. Most people that write status updates are grammatically retarded, narcissistic nincompoops. The Hedonism Chronicles collects the worst of the worst and delicately dissects them with the insight and tact of a serial killer's chain. Time to go cry to all your Twitter followers about it.
