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Best Celeb Defense Ever: "I Thought He Was a Zombie"
Woody Harrelson is clearly at the top of his game. After hitting a Hollywood photog he responds with a staggeringly brilliant defense: He thought he was a zombie. Key quote: "With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie."
