1. When your parents or roommates have people over and you just want to hide.
2. When someone shows you 500 pictures of their baby and you're like, "K."
3. When you're at a wedding and people try to get you out on the dance floor and you give any excuse you can think of.
4. When you're in an elevator and someone actually tries to make small talk.
5. When you're in class and the teacher tries to split you up into groups and you're like, no.
6. When you start to realize you love your phone more than most things in life.
7. When a real person, in the year 2015, tries to tell you that global warming isn't real.
8. When someone makes you take your headphones out to talk to them.
9. When your friends try to get you to go out and you're like, "Why?"
10. When your parents ask you why you aren't seeing anyone right now and you have a very good reason.
11. When strangers are actually so friendly that you get uncomfortable.
12. When one of your friends asks rhetorically why someone did something terrible and you have the best explanation:
13. When you try to give a friend a pep talk but it doesn't quite turn out right.
14. When that annoying co-worker sends a harmless email but you have to find something wrong with it.
15. When just the thought of stepping foot in a crowded bar makes you do this:
16. When people try to get you to sign a petition outside the grocery store, and you wish you could just panic-moonwalk away.
17. And finally, when you realize you're basically a grumpy old man inside and you're 100% OK with that.
