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You'd probably be super hot to a medieval person.
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You have a 100% track record.
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You're not this poor lady.
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You're not the Austrian army.
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This is an amazing thing that happened.
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You probably got this joke, unlike this person.
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Dogs will ALWAYS love you.
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You're probably the captain of a starship.
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You're not typing up the longest document ever.
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Your neighbors probably know you exist.
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Your ancestors prove you're attractive.
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You're not ANY of these people.
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And this is what sloths look like when they poop.