14 People Who Accidentally Cockblocked Themselves

    "Took a girl to the movies. She says, 'I haven't had sex in months,' I say, 'Neither have I,' and we left it at that."

    1. This person, who forgot to get an address.

    2. This person, who wasn't the smoothest teenager.

    3. This person, who went with the classic method.

    4. This person, whose musical tastes crowned them "King of the Morons."

    5. This person, who was just looking out for biting sea creatures.

    6. This person, who didn't get the hint. Twice.

    7. This person, who was just kidding.

    8. This person, who knew the importance of studying.

    9. This person, who has legitimate fears.

    10. This person, who has done it twice.

    11. This person, who had concerns.

    12. This person, who is every introvert at a party.

    13. This person, who lied about being married, but not in the way people usually do.

    14. And finally, this person who revealed what it's like on the other side.

    H/T to this Reddit thread.