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1. My heart just pooped its pants
2. Just when I think I'm out... your cheeks pull me back in
3. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
4. Your ass is grass and I'm going to mow it.
5. Here's a bunch of numbers. They may look random but they're my phone number.
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