14 Reasons Hagrid Would Be The Best Valentine

Who wouldn't want this lovable 11 and a half food half giant as their valentine? Amirite?

1. He's always extra excited about the things that you do.

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Keep in in Hagrid, hold it in.

2. He's got the cutest names for his animals.

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And he knows what it takes to take care of them.

3. He owned a DRAGON.

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Which means if you get married, you're well on your way to becoming Daenerys Targaryen (Granted this is a crossover, but a boy can dream).

4. He can say so much with just one word.

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And everyone just gets it.

5. He'd probably confess his love on accident.

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No it's okay Hagrid. Let's hug this out.

6. He'll help take care of your kids.

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He practically raised The Boy Who Lived, so he's got some good experience there. (The Boy Who Lived was hard to keep alive, amirite?)

7. HE'S GOT SUCH EMOTIONAL RANGE.

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LOOK AT HIM. DEVASTATED WITHOUT A SINGLE TEAR.

8. He'll handle anyone who even tries to mess with your Valentine's gifts

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Bye Dudley.

9. He gives THE BEST hugs.

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10. He'd give his life for yours in an instant.

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WHY HARRY? WHY?!

11. He cares about all living creatures.

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He'll throw a funeral for anyone, even a giant spider he raised from infancy.

12. He'll always be there to send you off.

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Or welcome you home.

13. He'll cry during Titanic.

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He doesn't care about gender norms. It's a beautiful movie and he can appreciate that.

14. Nothing's the same without Hagrid there.

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Bring it in for a hug everyone.