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How the Financial Crisis Affects Your Neighborhood Prostitution Ring
Slate investigates how the recession might hurt high-end hookers: hard times may force them to cut corners and even allow their Johns some nookie credit. But overall, working girls will likely see an uptick in business from depressed customers. It's the oldest profession, after all, and prosties will be the cockroaches of the economic apocalypse.
