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1. The registration line is longer than any Apple event line in history. Ever.
2. You’re stuck with your annoying, overachieving coworker. And it’s their first Dreamforce.
3. You can’t get into The Grove for your daily breakfast burrito. Hangry-ness ensues.
4. Benioff’s keynote goes 5+ hours and you’ve had too much coffee.
5. You’re the only person without a Dreamforce 2014 backpack.
6. The normal traffic jam becomes a “carpocalypse,” so you opt for an alternate mode of transportation.
7. Your monthly mortgage payment = nightly hotel rates in SF during Dreamforce.
8. Your CFO denies your request to purchase 100+ additional licenses so you can secure an extra Dreamforce pass.
9. The lunch line is more cutthroat than The Hunger Games.
10. Your hair cannot hold a candle to Gavin Newsom’s perfect ‘do.
11. There’s no place to hide during Tony Robbin’s session. The locked doors make your palms sweaty.
12. You're blinded by the awesomeness of Benioff's shoes.
13. You’ve run out of suitcase space for tchotchkes and swag.
14. You got lost at the Accenture booth on the way to get coffee. And never made it out.
15. Finally, after dozens of attempts, you take the perfect Dreamforce selfie.
16. When you try to tweet your selfie, the WiFi signal fails. #EpicFail
17. You can’t stop daydreaming about the Safe Harbor statement.
18. Your Dreamforce picture is worse than your driver’s license photo.
19. You never got your picture taken with SaaSy.
20. Despite what you told your boss, you’re at Dreamforce for one reason only.
21. You have to wait 365 days until Dreamforce 2015.
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