What Do You Think Lady Gaga's Upcoming Tour Costumes Will Be Made Of?

    They're by Giorgio Armani and they look crazy — that is, if all this wacky diva wear hasn't desensitized you to crazy yet. All we have so far are sketches that just came out, but we can still take a stab at guessing the materials that will be used to craft this nonsense.

    1.

    Possible Materials:

    Fencing.

    These bugs.

    Part of this guy.

    2.

    Possible Materials:

    Cher's hair.

    Google glasses.

    Some of this Victoria's Secret Fashion Show crap.

    3.

    Possible Materials:

    The Trans Siberian Orchestra.

    4.

    Possible Materials:

    This Snuggie.

    This table top.

    Fin.