This Is Not A Satin Jock Strap

It’s actually a thing women are supposed to wear to prevent chest wrinkles.

Apparently cellulite should be the least of your concerns when you wear a bathing suit this summer. From a press release I just received:

Chest wrinkles can make women feel a little self-conscious, which is definitely not a good feeling to have when you’re trying to relax on the sand. This is why before the summer months hit, women should consider sleeping with Intimia— a chest pillow that works by smoothing out existing chest wrinkles and preventing new ones from forming by keeping the breasts separated.

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And to think of all that effort so many women put into squishing their boobs together. Get your bodily concerns in order, ladies!

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