24 New Rules For Clothes From The New York Fashion Week Runways

    You have a lot of weird tan lines — and hair thongs — in your future.

    Amy Odell
    by Amy Odell

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Scarves are entire outfits.

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    Very pretty outfits that I join the fashion world in being kind of obsessed with.

    (Altuzarra.)

    2. And so it follows: fringe can be a fetching addition, not just an outfit-ruining enemy.

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    (Altuzarra.)

    3. Sleeves? Eff those!

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    (Altuzarra.)

    4.

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    (Altuzarra.)

    5. Oh and SHOES: They will give you tan lines.

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    (Altuzarra.)

    6.

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    Very weird tan lines.

    (Alexander Wang.)

    7.

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    (Alexander Wang.)

    8. Thongs are not just underwear. They are accessories for hair parts.

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    Introducing the "hair thong."

    (Alexander Wang.)

    9. No underwear will be allowed.

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    Unless it has floating seams.

    (Alexander Wang.)

    10. Takeout containers are the new purses.

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    Save a little rope from your yacht trip to make a proper handle for it.

    (Alexander Wang.)

    11. Crazy visors continue their reign as A Thing.

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    (Alexander Wang.)

    12. No shirts are necessary.

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    Sit-ups, on the other hand...

    (Richard Chai Love.)

    13. Put a hole in it.

    (Richard Chai Love.)

    14. Men's vests are a "DIY with grandma's old dress."

    (Custo Barcelona.)

    15. When in doubt, just wear the back of things.

    Like this chiffon skirts. Give yourself a tail, why don't you.

    (Custo Barcelona.)

    16. Cocktail dresses should resemble human organs.

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    Very pretty ones.

    (Prabal Gurung.)

    17. Wear dresses over your pants.

    It wil definitely put you on the radar of street style photographers.

    (Diane Von Furstenberg.)

    18. Sleeves will be used for storage.

    Sleeve Wars — I can see it now.

    (Diane Von Furstenberg.)

    19. Tight jumpsuits will make you look like a dissection diagram.

    (Herve Leger.)

    20. Bathing suits will make you look like a basket.

    In this case, a very wealthy basket.

    (Herve Leger.)

    21. Bags are the new Blue Ivy.

    Note the positioning across the chest: very important.

    (MM6.)

    22. These hats aren't going away.

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    Not a "new rule" per say, but now you know: you can hang onto yours for another year at least if you must.

    (Victoria Beckham.)

    23. Bikinis will come with collars.

    Because they'd just be so boring without them.

    (Cushnie et Ochs.)

    24. Bathing suits will be made of bat parts.

    (Cushnie et Ochs.)