24 New Rules For Clothes From The New York Fashion Week Runways

You have a lot of weird tan lines — and hair thongs — in your future.

1. Scarves are entire outfits.

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Very pretty outfits that I join the fashion world in being kind of obsessed with.


ID: 573913

2. And so it follows: fringe can be a fetching addition, not just an outfit-ruining enemy.

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3. Sleeves? Eff those!

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5. Oh and SHOES: They will give you tan lines.

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Very weird tan lines.

(Alexander Wang.)

ID: 573952

(Alexander Wang.)

ID: 573953

8. Thongs are not just underwear. They are accessories for hair parts.

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Introducing the “hair thong.”

(Alexander Wang.)

ID: 573918

9. No underwear will be allowed.

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Unless it has floating seams.

(Alexander Wang.)

ID: 573920

10. Takeout containers are the new purses.

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Save a little rope from your yacht trip to make a proper handle for it.

(Alexander Wang.)

ID: 573921

11. Crazy visors continue their reign as A Thing.

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(Alexander Wang.)

ID: 573922

12. No shirts are necessary.

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Sit-ups, on the other hand…

(Richard Chai Love.)

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13. Put a hole in it.

(Richard Chai Love.)

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14. Men’s vests are a “DIY with grandma’s old dress.”

(Custo Barcelona.)

ID: 573932

15. When in doubt, just wear the back of things.

Like this chiffon skirts. Give yourself a tail, why don’t you.

(Custo Barcelona.)

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16. Cocktail dresses should resemble human organs.

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Very pretty ones.

(Prabal Gurung.)

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17. Wear dresses over your pants.

It wil definitely put you on the radar of street style photographers.

(Diane Von Furstenberg.)

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18. Sleeves will be used for storage.

Sleeve Wars — I can see it now.

(Diane Von Furstenberg.)

ID: 573964

19. Tight jumpsuits will make you look like a dissection diagram.

(Herve Leger.)

ID: 573968

20. Bathing suits will make you look like a basket.

In this case, a very wealthy basket.

(Herve Leger.)

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21. Bags are the new Blue Ivy.

Note the positioning across the chest: very important.


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22. These hats aren’t going away.

Not a “new rule” per say, but now you know: you can hang onto yours for another year at least if you must.

(Victoria Beckham.)

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23. Bikinis will come with collars.

Because they’d just be so boring without them.

(Cushnie et Ochs.)

ID: 573982

24. Bathing suits will be made of bat parts.

(Cushnie et Ochs.)

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