Reasons Why Prince George's Godfather Earl Grosvenor Is Perfect For You

At the Royal Baby's christening on Wednesday, our eye was caught by something other than the bub's replica baptism gown. Move over Harry, there's a new ginger royal in town.

Prince George's christening was a joyous occasion

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Clearly loving life.

Mainly because it introduced us to this guy

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Dat royal swagger

His name is Hugh, AKA Earl Grosvenor. He's 22 years old and one of Prince George's godparents.

You've gotta admit, that's a pretty badass name for a member of British aristocracy.

And he is the perfect husband.

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Here's why.

He's crazy rich.

His dad is the richest bloke in Britain.

Seriously, throne and all, this is you as Mrs Earl Grosvenor.

He has a taste for the fabulous.

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For his 21st Birthday he hosted 800 people (including Prince Hazza, why not) at Eaton Hall. The theme was "black tie and neon."

His party included performances by comedian Michael McIntyre and hip-hop duo Rizzle Kicks, as well as a light show wishing him "Happy Birthday" when the clock struck midnight.

Now...just imagine your wedding.

Really, who else could look this dapper in such a fabulous suit.

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Hugh wears his suit, the suit doesn't dare wear him.

But he lives a pretty normal life, sort of.

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Well, he IS only an Earl.

He's super private

Journalists and photographers were banned from his 21st, and he grew up in relative privacy thanks to his parents shielding their children from the public eye. Say hello to all the benefits of being aristocracy with none of the scary stalking!

Which makes him kind of mysterious

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Look at the sexy, mysterious brooding look he's got going on

You don't need to feel embarrassed around him that you didn't go to a fancy boarding school

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Neither did he!

He's got three sisters, so he's bound to understand women

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So he'll be more like Rob Kardashian than Scott Disick (good thing)

And, you know, friends in high places and all.

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Can't hurt.

Get ready to take your place at the table

Long live the Queen.