I feel like a lot of this stuff is excessive.  Who am I kidding? I would have so much awesome stuff I don’t need in my dressing room.

The driver should walk out the need to stair at her by, I don’t know… walking up some stares!

People. CHILL THE FUCK OUT. She is obviously allergic to carnations. If it said, “NO PEANUT PRODUCTS.” Nobody would bat an eye. Also, with a body like that I could definitely imagine the driver being a creeper, or at the very least distracted while driving. And these were not written by Katy herself, so calm down.

*stare

FYI, these sort of things are real and VERY common. This is nothing compared to Madonna, Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez. These things are usually just typed up by the manager or assistant and mass printed.

HAHAHAHA @ KATY PERRY BEING AN “ARTIST”.. MORE LIKE AN UGLY DOG WITH A MAKEUP GUN.

This looks highly falsified. Mainly due to the format, grammar, and spelling errors. Stair? Check the vehicle Matinees? Extraneous exclamation points! lol

Item 2: Room needs to be piped and draped in soft cream or soft pink. So, she wants her room to look like a cake and/or a vagina?

DO NOT STAIR THRU THE REARVIEUW MIRROW!!!

Don’t get me wrong… I really want to think she’s a bitch… but this is fake. Typos.

this just looks so fake…

Who can help but stair at her?

Did she write this herself? Thar be some grammar errors, mhmm.

I thought things like this are official, almost like contracts, so shouldn’t someone have spell checked this?