1. August, 1849
Learn how to get the most exchange value out of your facial hair.
2. September, 1849
His love for you certainly isn’t false consciousness, baby.
3. October, 1849
Mao suits = definitely skanky.
4. November, 1849
Commodities aren’t the only things being fetishized here.
5. December, 1849
He loves to explore both his woman’s base and her superstructure.
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