Rob Ford - Comedy Records (Tom Ford - Jay Z Parody)

Comedy Records Presents: A parody of Tom Ford by Jay-Z about the crack smoking mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford. Written and performed by Jay Wells and Eytan "Crouton" Millstone

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Comedy Records Presents: A parody of Tom Ford by Jay-Z about the crack smoking mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford.

Written and performed by Jay Wells and Eytan "Crouton" Millstone

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Lyrics:

Clap for the mayor who been smokin' rock

Wrote a Rap for the mayor who been known to talk

Clap for the mayor who been smokin' rock

Wrote a Rap for the mayor who been known to talk

Rob Ford

Rob Ford

Rob Ford

Comin up (on crack) , comin down (from crack)

Drivin drunk while I run the fuckin town (on crack)

Gave that bitch a fat lip, made her lay down.

But when I'm high on crack, y'all know y'all can't fuck around.

The crack tape they seized it, but nobody sees it

The offer from Gawker was 200 G's bitch

He's swearing on CNN,

Even when he's speakin' in

A room full of kids, but he's too full of shit

He's leakin' it, can't keep it in.

Clap for the mayor who been smokin' rock

Wrote a Rap for the mayor who been known to talk (rob ford clip)

My bro sold hashish alone,

And Gondek, she's a ho,

She said that I wanna gorge in her muff

But I got more than enough to eat at home

He don't pop Molly, he likes rock more

Like a clogged pore, time for us to pop Ford

How much longer can he really keep his Job For?

Rob Ford

Rob Ford x4

You're a natural disaster, an avalanche,

Nobody living in the city can stand ya man,

So instead of running for office, stop it,

Just run into another cameraman

You're a germ, treating your term, like you've taken a vacation, a power trip

You're basically ousted, they've taken your outlet, power stripped

You were hopin' for pity?

Instead you got us slow roastin a piggy

But sadly you'll need an alley and two half dead crackheads

If you wanna host a committee

When you won the vote it was shitty,

You're openly known as the joke of the city

And this isn't a fat joke, this is just a crack joke,

Isn't a crackhead supposed to be skinny?

He don't pop Molly, he likes rock more

Never held accountable by the top floor

He's a criminal only accounts he holds are offshore

Rob Ford