It's the Blue Jays' Opening Day today, so we thought we would help kick off the season with a very important contribution:
Here is every player on the roster, ranked by hotness.
23. Aaron Loup
Aaron Loup of the #MLBJays arms aren't meant to do this
If he's this much of a contortionist on the mound, imagine what he can do in bed.
22. Todd Redmond
Todd Redmond of the Toronto Blue Jays models the new hat for pitchers. https://t.co/R7eRcfl9HN
You know what they say: the bigger the hat, the bigger the ...
21. Miguel Castro and Roberto Osuna
Roommates, close friends and a big part of the #bluejays future Miguel Castro and @RobertoOsuna1
We feel like these youngins' are double trouble, but also up for anything. #PuppyLove
20. Colt Hynes
Mmm, gimme some! #colthynes #padres #cleatchaser #baseball #sexyboys #men #mmm
We're not sure about #cleatchasing, but given this new Jays' arm reach, we're willing to give it a whirl.
19. Mark Buehrle
18. Brett Cecil
17. Dioner Navarro
16. Justin Smoak
15. R.A. Dickey
It's only polite to warm your hands up before cuddling too, right?
14. Liam Hendricks
13. Drew Hutchison
12. Steve Tolleson
Having fun with no shave November. This is my best Robinson Cano impression. If I keep it maybe I will hit like him.
We like a guy who can publicly support an international cause...
Off day with my three special girls. So excited to see them. It has been way to long.
But also wears his heart on his (usually camo-covered) sleeve.
11. Marco Estrada
10. Russell Martin
9. Aaron Sanchez
8. Josh Donaldson
It's about to go down.
Because he'll obviously pick the best pump-up music before making it rain with you.
7. Dalton Pompey
6. Kevin Pillar
5. Devon Travis
My first bass ever out here in the Everglades with @Kyle_T_Smith & #TwitterLessMike !
And yes, he could catch us dinner too.
4. Danny Valencia
3. Edwin Encarnacion
2. Daniel Norris
1. Jose Reyes and Jose Bautista
Who's pumped?
Go Jays, go!
