1. He LOVES breakfast.
Bacon and eggs for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Okay Ron, I see you.
2. He loves food in general.
Bacon covered shrimp? Yes please.
3. He can dance his ass off.
I wish I could dance like that.
4. He can handle his liquor.
Jerry and I are definitely impressed.
6. He loves puppies.
Puppies love some good old mustache.
7. He doesn’t ever have to go to the dentist.
Oh Ron, you can pull my teeth out anytime.
8. He hates people.
Ron Swanson > Everyone else in the world
9. He gives really good advice.
You are so wise my beautiful, mustachioed man.
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