10 Reasons Why I Love Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson is a perfect man held together by a GLORIOUS mustache that could conquer the world.

1. He LOVES breakfast.

Bacon and eggs for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Okay Ron, I see you.

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2. He loves food in general.

Bacon covered shrimp? Yes please.

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3. He can dance his ass off.

I wish I could dance like that.

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4. He can handle his liquor.

Jerry and I are definitely impressed.

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5. Sometimes…

I love snake juice.

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6. He loves puppies.

Puppies love some good old mustache.

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7. He doesn’t ever have to go to the dentist.

Oh Ron, you can pull my teeth out anytime.

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8. He hates people.

Ron Swanson > Everyone else in the world

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9. He gives really good advice.

You are so wise my beautiful, mustachioed man.

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10. Last but not least… his perfect smile.

How can you NOT fall in love with that face?!

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