3. Kick Knack
Shawn: Hello, I am Dr. Hauser. I’m filling in today. This is my personal candy striper, Knick Knack. He’s from Guam.
Shawn: We’re on the VIP list. Perhaps you recognize us as the modeling team Black and Tan.
Security Guard: Last names?
Shawn: No last names. One of us is Black and one of us is Tan. Just check the list.
Security Guard: Wow. It’s really you. Right this way, Tan.
Shawn: Excuse me? I’m Black. He’s Tan. I can’t believe you just made that assumption. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family.
11. Bruton Gaster
Gus: That says “photo by Bruton Gaster”.
Shawn: Well, I gave them the info when I was driving through a tunnel so that probably played a role.