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    Five Fun Facts You Wont Find On My CV

    What do Mr. Burns, George Bush, professional wrestling and I have in common?

    1. I once walked in on Larry King topless in a CNN hallway

    2. I have teleprompted for President George W Bush. Slowest reader ever

    3. I am vaccinated for rabies in case I get bitten by a monkey or rabid squirrel

    4. I was once quoted as a spokesperson for WWE

    5. My story about this baby elephant is WWF's top social post of all time